Crooked Tale Gastropub Menu

The Chicken Man Quesadilla

Grilled chicken quesadilla with shredded cheese, jalapeños, sautéed onions and red peppers. Served with pico & sour cream

Pretzel Shanks

Three generous sized pretzel spears halved & served with our house made beer cheese dipping sauce

Fried Mushrooms

Hand breaded mushrooms fried to a golden brown and topped with parmesan cheese and garlic aioli

Mozzarella Sticks

Five lightly breaded cheese sticks drizzled with garlic butter and topped with parmesan cheese and parsley. Served with warm marinara on the side

Stool Pigeon Minis

Three fried chicken sliders topped with Swiss cheese, buffalo sauce, served on toasted brioche buns

Bogart Bombers

Fresh jalapeños stuffed with a Cheddar & Cream cheese mix, wrapped in bacon, and topped with crispy breadcrumbs

The Motherload-Ed Fries

Crispy fries loaded down with our beer cheese sauce, crispy bacon, fresh jalapeños, and scallions. Finished with garlic aioli

The Mob Cobb

Spring greens, bleu cheese crumbles, applewood smoked bacon, tomatoes, hard boiled egg, fresh cut avocado and topped with pecans. Served with your choice of dressing. Chicken + $4, shrimp + $5, ribeye +$7

The Hangover

Topped with crispy shoestring potatoes, an over easy egg, thick sliced bacon. & American cheese. Served on a bed of lettuce, Tomato & Onion with a brioche bun

The Meat Wagon

8 oz Patty topped with thick sliced bacon, ham & pulled pork. Slathered with our house beer cheese and finished off with caramelized onion jam, garlic aioli. All on a toasted bun

The Joe Schmo

Topped with American cheese, lettuce, Tomato & Onion

Flying Dutchman's Fish Tacos (3)

Blackened mahi filets, topped with lettuce, tomato, red onion and avocado. Served with our fresh cilantro lime mayo on warm tortillas with a side of rice pilaf

The Double Decker Ham & Cheese

Ham, with Cheddar & American cheese, grilled on Texas toast. Served with one small side

Side Ranch

A 2 oz serving of our house-made ranch

Beignet Bites

Five pieces of flaky fried dough. Finished with powdered sugar & vanilla glaze

The Gambino Family Cheesecake

New York style cheesecake, drizzled with a Chocolate & Whiskey caramel sauce

Iced Tea

Iced tea is available in sweet, unsweet, or half-sweet-half-unsweet options

Milk

Fresh, cold, and creamy whole milk

Fountain Soda

Fountain soda with choice of coke, coke zero, lemonade, dr. pepper, root beer, sprite.

Crooked Bird Bowl

Grilled chicken, rice, black beans, lettuce, pico de gallo, and monterey cheese topped with cilantro lime aioli and served in a fried tortilla bowl

Mother-Loaded Dog

Conecuh sausage link, smothered in beer cheese, house-made onion jam, bacon bits, and topped with jalapeños on a hoagie and served with French fries

Reject Burger

Smash patty, American cheese, pickled red onion, and chipotle aioli with a cheese-crusted bun, served with French fries

Wrapped Up

Grilled chicken, lettuce, tomato, onion, chipotle aioli mayo, and monterrey cheese wrapped in a flour tortilla. Served with French fries

Street Tacos

(2) Ribeye Tacos topped with guacamole and pico de gallo. Served on warm flour tortillas. Salsa served on side.