Crooked Tale Gastropub Menu
5206 S Ferdon Blvd, Crestview, FL
5206 S Ferdon Blvd, Crestview, FL
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Small Jobs
The Chicken Man Quesadilla
$15.00
Grilled chicken quesadilla with shredded cheese, jalapeños, sautéed onions and red peppers. Served with pico & sour cream

Pretzel Shanks
$13.00
Three generous sized pretzel spears halved & served with our house made beer cheese dipping sauce

Fried Mushrooms
$10.00
Hand breaded mushrooms fried to a golden brown and topped with parmesan cheese and garlic aioli
Mozzarella Sticks
$10.00
Five lightly breaded cheese sticks drizzled with garlic butter and topped with parmesan cheese and parsley. Served with warm marinara on the side

Stool Pigeon Minis
$14.00
Three fried chicken sliders topped with swiss cheese, buffalo sauce, served on toasted brioche buns

Crispy Brussel Sprouts
$12.00
Topped with a balsamic reduction and pickled red onion
In a Pickle
$9.00
House made pickles fried to a perfect golden brown and served with a spicy remoulade for dipping
Chips + Salsa
$7.00
Bogart Bombers
$12.00
Fresh jalapeños stuffed with a cheddar & cream cheese mix, wrapped in bacon, and topped with crispy breadcrumbs

The Motherload-ed Fries
$13.00
Crispy fries loaded down with our beer cheese sauce, crispy bacon, fresh jalapeños, and scallions. Finished with garlic aioli

Lucky's Greens
Choices of dressings include: ranch, bleu cheese, chipotle ranch, creamy cilantro lime, italian, balsamic vinegar, and oil & red wine vinegar
The Mob Cobb
$12.00
Spring greens, bleu cheese crumbles, applewood smoked bacon, tomatoes, hard boiled egg, fresh cut avocado and topped with pecans. Served with your choice of dressing. Chicken + $4, Shrimp + $5, Ribeye +$7
The Crooked Tale House Salad
$10.00
Mixed greens topped with tomatoes, shredded cheddar cheese, craisins, bacon and red onions. Served with your choice of dressing. Chicken +$4, Shrimp + $5, Ribeye + $7
Bugsy's Burgers & Sandies
The Hangover
$15.00
Topped with crispy shoestring potatoes, an over easy egg, thick sliced bacon. & American cheese. Served on a bed of lettuce, tomato & onion with a brioche bun

The Godfather Steak Sandwich
$18.00
Sliced USDA Angus cut ribeye cooked to preference, topped with Monterey jack cheese, red & green peppers, and house caramelized onion. Served on a hoagie with a horseradish cream sauce on the side
Border Bound
$15.00
8 oz patty seasoned with taco seasoning, topped with fried tortilla strips, cilantro lime mayo, pepper jack cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, jalapeños & guacamole
Rhapsody in Bleu
$15.00
Blackened burger patty topped with caramelized onions & bleu cheese crumbles. Served on a bed of lettuce and tomato with a brioche bun
The Meat Wagon
$16.00
8 oz patty topped with thick sliced bacon, ham & pulled pork. Slathered with our house beer cheese and finished off with caramelized onion jam, garlic aioli. All on a toasted bun

Big Al Capone's Belly Buster
$20.00
Two 8 oz patties, four thick cut slices of applewood smoked bacon, six slices of American and cheddar cheese, garlic aioli, on a bed of lettuce, tomato, and onion jam. Served on a toasted brioche bun
The MOBLT
$15.00
A BLT on Texas toast served with a mountain of bacon, lettuce & tomato and topped with a cilantro lime mayo & avocado

The Sweet Alibi
$17.00
Crispy bacon, American cheese, sweet pineapple slice, lettuce, tomato, onion, and special sauce
The Joe Schmo
$14.00
Topped with American cheese, lettuce, tomato & onion

The Stool Pigeon
$14.00
A generous size chicken breast served grilled or fried, tossed in our spicy garlic buffalo sauce, and topped with swiss cheese. Served with lettuce, tomato & red onion on the side
The Main Heist
Penne Chicken or Shrimp Alfredo
$15.00
Rich and creamy Alfredo sauce made in house with your choice of grilled or blackened chicken or shrimp

Flying Dutchman's Fish Tacos (3)
$16.00
Blackened mahi filets, topped with lettuce, tomato, red onion and avocado. Served with our fresh cilantro lime mayo on warm tortillas with a side of rice pilaf

Siegel Shrimp Dinner
$16.00
Blackened, grilled or fried shrimp. Served with chipotle tartar and cocktail sauce with your choice of two sides
Sammy the Bull's Ribeye
$26.00
12 oz of USDA Angus cut ribeye, seasoned & grilled to preference. Topped with a bordelaise butter. Served with your choice of two sides. Add 6 shrimp for an additional charge

Bye Bye Blackened Bird
$15.00
A generous portion of grilled blackened chicken breast, served on a bed of rice pilaf, seasoned with our house Mediterranean seasonings. Served with your choice of side
Wings
All wings come in quantities of 6 or 12 and served with your choice of sauce. Flavors include: teriyaki, bourbon maple bacon, mild, deano's dynamite garlic parm, spicy Korean & the don's burn notice. Add celery and carrots for an additional charge
Empire Heirs
Baby Face Burgers (2)
$10.00
2 oz sliders, with American cheese & fixings on the side. Served with fries
Chicken Tenders
$9.00
Two chicken tenders served with fries
Kid Mac N Cheese
$9.00
Our 4-cheese made in house, topped with toasted breadcrumbs. Served with one small side
The Double Decker Ham & Cheese
$9.00
Ham, with cheddar & American cheese, grilled on Texas toast. Served with one small side

Grilled Chicken
$9.00
Grilled chicken breast served with one small sides
Side Jobs + Extras
Home Fries
$7.50

Mac N Cheese
$7.00

Side Ranch
$1.50
A 2 oz serving of our house-made ranch
Side Salad
$8.50
Kettle Chips
$7.00
Rice Pilaf
$6.00
Side Beer Cheese 4 Oz
$5.00
Side Bleu Cheese
$1.50
A 2 oz serving of our house-made bleu cheese
Seasonal Veggies
$7.00
Sweet Potato Fries
$7.00
Crispy and flavorful fries made from sweet potatoes, a delightful twist on a classic favorite, tossed in cinnamon sugar

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Soup of the Day, Side garlic Aioli
Clean Getaways
Beignet Bites
$9.95
Five pieces of flakey fried dough. Finished with powdered sugar & vanilla glaze

Key-lime Crime
$9.95
Key lime pie topped with fresh limes and whipped cream

The Bootlegger Brownie
$9.95
Fresh, warm brownies, topped with vanilla ice cream, drizzled with chocolate & whiskey caramel sauces, chopped pecans, whipped cream & a maraschino cherry
The Gambino Family Cheesecake
$9.95
New York style cheesecake, drizzled with a chocolate & whiskey caramel sauce

Lunch Menu
Crooked Bird Bowl
$12.00
Grilled Chicken, rice, black beans, lettuce, pico de Gallo, and Monterey cheese topped with cilantro lime aioli and served in a fried tortilla bowl

Mother-Loaded Dog
$12.00
Conecuh Sausage link, smothered in beer cheese, house-made onion jam, bacon bits, and topped with jalapeños on a hoagie and served with French Fries

Pig Mac Sandwich
$13.00
Pulled Pork, white cheddar Mac & cheese, pimento cheese, chipotle aioli, and pickled red onion on Texas Toast. Served with French Fries
Reject Burger
$13.00
Smash Patty, American Cheese, pickled red onion, and chipotle aioli with a cheese-crusted bun, served with French fries

Wrapped Up
$14.00
Grilled Chicken, lettuce, tomato, onion, chipotle aioli mayo, and Monterrey cheese wrapped in a flour tortilla. Served with French Fries


